Sean Akizuki's Fantasy Critic

It's NO SURRISE that Snow Woke truly TANKED. The off-screen drama between Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot isn't surprising either. Unfortunately, Rachel's SJW attitude had already wrecked things. Now, it's time to review one of my favorite TV shows as a child -- Faerie Tale Theatre . The stories have modifications from the OG sources. Some OG stories are just too brutal and deserve to be changed. Of course, we couldn't have the Wicked Queen dance on red-hot shoes now, right? One could remember Vanessa Redgrave (left) and Elizabeth McGovern (right) as the Wicked Queen and Snow White. If I'm not wrong, Vanessa was actually 47 years old -- maybe more age-appropriate than Gal who's only 39 years old. However, people married rather young back then. Even today, Elizabeth as an OLD WOMAN still looks better than Rachel. But the point is Rachel's attitude that didn't help with the film TANKING! Here's a middle-aged Vanessa -- still looking good! I don't w...

  I have no regrets skipping a lot of Woke Disney's horrid live-action remakes. Go Woke Go Broke, RIGHT? The flop made me think of another film I saw as a child, Snow White (1987). Casting has been much better. For example, former actress Sarah Patterson fits the description of Snow White perfectly. Meanwhile, the late Diana Riggs fits the role of the Wicked Queen better than Gal Gadot ever will. Gal feels "too young" for the role of the Evil Queen.  Rachel Zegler was already a mistake. Need I say Gal was already a mistake. Disney could've done other ways to race-flip the story. The story could've moved to some East Asian country like Korea or China. Snow White could've been turned Korean along with the whole story. I even find Disney's A Little Mermaid remake unbelievable. If Ariel was going to be black then why not transfer the whole story to Africa? Make all of Ariel's sisters BLACK LIKE HER. Instead, it almost suggests Triton was a philanderer who ...

I could care less about unattractive actresses. I've watched some K-Drama where the leading lady was anything but pretty. For example, I don't find Shin Hye Sun pretty but she's LOVEABLE. However, the more I watched Rachel Zegler's interviews -- the more I'd say, "The problem isn't her face -- it's her ATTITUDE!" I could handle someone who looks like Rachel IF the woman doesn't have that woke attitude! As I watched the trailer -- what happened to Snow White ahem Snow Woke? Just looking at Snow Woke forcing the dwarves to do work for her -- is CRINGY. Since when did a woman doing domestic work become degrading and she must force men to do it? There's nothing wrong with men doing domestic work either. Domestic work is done by both men and women. Snow Woke's "Whistle While You Work" is absolutely CRINGY.  It's going to get more hilarious from there huh? 

Disney is nothing but a bad joke now. People can go ahead and think I'm just bashing the Beauty and the Beast (2017) movie because Emma Watson isn't hot enough for Belle. Okay, maybe I am but I've been watching some Korean dramas where the actress isn't even pretty (ex. Shin Hye Sun who's obviously a smart girl). I looked at what's leaked out and am I even surprised. There's always this feeling of "Oh I'm so easily offended!" going on! The latest Snow White isn't even snow white at all. It's Latina actress Rachel Zegler. I could start out that I had nothing against Halle Bailey as Ariel IF the Africanization was done right I did cite Happily Ever After: Stories for Every Child and how it remade a lot of stories into different settings. It had A Little Mermaid happen in Taiwan, The Emperor's New Clothes in Japan, and Beauty and the Beast in Africa. I think I'd probably have been interested to watch a black Ariel IF the whole stor...